The front cover of these beautiful greeting cards is printed in full colour on shiny, 300gsm, card.

The greeting inside is printed in black.

The range of available greetings comprises:

• Hope your birthday's the dog's bollocks
• Hope your Christmas is the dog's bollocks
• Hope your new house is the dog's bollocks
• Hope your anniversary's the dog's bollocks
• Hope your Father's Day is the dog's bollocks
• Hope your new job's the dog's bollocks
• Thanks. (It's the dog's bollocks)
• Oh, bollocks

When folded, these cards are a standard A5 size (210 x 148mm). Each card is supplied with its diamond-flapped envelope and individually sealed within a cellophane wrapper.